Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines of the Month
1. Carjackers leave man’s car behind after discovering it has a manual transmission. – Source
2. Troopers: Man on LSD saves dog from imaginary fire. – Source
3. Man impersonating officer busted for attempting to pull over unmarked cruiser. – Source
4. 911 operator says “ain’t nobody got time for this” and hangs up on callers. – Source
5. Russell Martin gets stitches after giving too hard a high five. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines of the Month
6. ‘Unluckiest man in Australia’ bitten on the penis by a spider for the second time. – Source
7. Iraqi grandmother ‘decapitated Isis fighters and cooked their heads’ to avenge her family’s death. – Source
8. Perth man says ‘thanks’ after thief leaves money, removes problematic stereo. – Source
9. 102-year-old St. Louis woman checks ‘arrest’ off her bucket list. – Source
10. Britain panics over Brexit-sparked marmite shortage. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines of the Month
11. New York monument honors victims of giant octopus attack that never occurred. – Source
12. French court to rule whether citizens can smile in passport photos. – Source
13. Mother sues airline after staff fly 5-year-old boy to wrong city and present her with a different ‘son.’ – Source
14. Chile’s president forgets to sign name at voting booth, leaves behind ID. – Source
15. Doctors hail China’s pledge to stop harvesting inmate organs. – Source
16-20 Crazy Headlines of the Month
16. World’s biggest lion species may have been hunted to extinction by Stone Age humans to make rugs. – Source
17. Dinosaurs didn’t roar, they cooed or quacked like ducks. – Source
18. Darlington man accused of breaking wind in boy’s face stands trial for child cruelty. – Source
19. Venezuela creates Hugo Chavez peace prize, awards it to Russia’s Putin. – Source
20. Child (10) hit over the head with a wine bottle on Ryanair flight after stag party brawl erupted over a manbun. – Source
21-25 Crazy Headlines of the Month
21. Chimp who smokes a pack a day doesn’t inhale, Pyongyang zoo officials say. – Source
22. Tech billionaires convinced we live in the Matrix are secretly funding scientists to help break us out of it. – Source
23. Western Australia Police powerless to act on ‘untouchable’ gang of vandals as young as four. – Source
24. Herd of cows eat themselves to death after consuming entire winter rations in just one day. – Source
25. Kyrgyzstan: Government notices it doesn’t even have constitution. – Source
