Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines

1. Applebee’s is betting on stress eaters, and it’s paying off. – Source
2. George RR Martin: “When I began A Game of Thrones I thought it might be a short story”. – Source
3. Guy Fawkes event in King’s Point shut down for being an actual dumpster fire. – Source
4. Bill Gates brandishes poo to showcase reinvented toilet tech. – Source
5. 7,000 UK households still watching TV in black and white. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Under Armour employees no longer allowed to expense strip club visits. – Source
7. Affordable housing only approved by the community because of the wall to border it. – Source
8. Self-driving cars could function as moving brothels, academics predict. – Source
9. Retirement home alcohol ban slammed as “un-Australian”. – Source
10. Man reunited with pet snake he accidentally donated to Fort Worth Goodwill. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Putin resurrects soviet super chicken as a sanctions defense. – Source
12. Texas House member wins re-election from a jail cell. – Source
13. Libertarian candidate for Governor appears to offer to drop out for medical bill payments. – Source
14. Berlin pensioner caught hunting forest boar with an axe. – Source
15. Adam Driver insists that he’s not an intense actor, claims he sometimes has fun. – Source