Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Youporn bans Starbucks after Starbucks banned p*rn. – Source
2. A massive cow named Knickers has been deemed too large to eat. – Source
3. Russian bank: we assigned $12 billion loans to poor African state by mistake. – Source
4. Retirement home residents furious over a plan to build crematorium next door. – Source
5. FEC declares Kid Rock couldn’t have run for Senate as “Kid Rock,” thus clearing him of federal complaints. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Payless opens a fake luxury store, sells customers $20 shoes for $600 in the experiment. – Source
7. Man “pulled bag of cocaine from penis” after an arrest for laughing at cops. – Source
8. Anti-plastic author’s anger at book wrapped in plastic. – Source
9. Toothbrush holder turns out to be a jar from the Indus Valley civilization. – Source
10. Pauline Hanson praises Sentinelese tribe for keeping borders closed. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Turkey’s Erdogan targets inflation by hunting stockpiled onions. – Source
12. A 20-year-old is helping John McAfee’s 2020 campaign team by teaching him how to shitpost about Anime. – Source
13. Chinatown koi evacuation begins as otter rampage claims 10th fatality. – Source
14. Communists’ religious feelings were violated by the proposal to replace Lenin’s Body, party official says. – Source
15. A man whose hobby was waving to drivers in Brokenhead dead at 73. – Source
