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25 Crazy Headlines of the Month – Part 103

Here are this month’s crazy headlines.

1-5 Crazy Headlines

1. Youporn bans Starbucks after Starbucks banned p*rn. – Source

2. A massive cow named Knickers has been deemed too large to eat. – Source

3. Russian bank: we assigned $12 billion loans to poor African state by mistake. – Source

4. Retirement home residents furious over a plan to build crematorium next door. – Source

5. FEC declares Kid Rock couldn’t have run for Senate as “Kid Rock,” thus clearing him of federal complaints. – Source

6-10 Crazy Headlines

6. Payless opens a fake luxury store, sells customers $20 shoes for $600 in the experiment. – Source

7. Man “pulled bag of cocaine from penis” after an arrest for laughing at cops. – Source

8. Anti-plastic author’s anger at book wrapped in plastic. – Source

9. Toothbrush holder turns out to be a jar from the Indus Valley civilization. – Source

10. Pauline Hanson praises Sentinelese tribe for keeping borders closed. – Source

11-15 Crazy Headlines

11. Turkey’s Erdogan targets inflation by hunting stockpiled onions. – Source

12. A 20-year-old is helping John McAfee’s 2020 campaign team by teaching him how to shitpost about Anime. – Source

13. Chinatown koi evacuation begins as otter rampage claims 10th fatality. – Source

14. Communists’ religious feelings were violated by the proposal to replace Lenin’s Body, party official says. – Source

15. A man whose hobby was waving to drivers in Brokenhead dead at 73. – Source

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