Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Barnes & Noble’s Top 20-holiday gift ideas include only 1 book. – Source
2. Decriminalization of domestic violence was a mistake, Russian official admits. – Source
3. 15-year-old activist accuses world leaders at UN climate conference of “behaving like children”. – Source
4. Rapper Soulja Boy releases a new handheld game console and it looks terrible. – Source
5. Man crashes into tree after driving with his head out the car window “like Ace Ventura”. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Football players suspended from the team for running naked with Oreos wedged in buttocks. – Source
7. Endangered swift parrots pushed into tragic love triangles by sugar gliders. – Source
8. “Make better choices”: Endangered Hawaiian monk seals keep getting eels stuck up their noses and scientists want them to stop. – Source
9. Iran tells France to show “self-restraint” in dealing with protestors. – Source
10. American-born citizen sues sheriff after he was nearly deported to Jamaica. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Russia recently launched five objects into space. One problem, there were supposed to be four. – Source
12. Senator praises young brown men for delivering his pizza. – Source
13. The family says “smart” refrigerator can’t be repaired yet because it’s too high-tech. – Source
14. A mum accidentally bought an inflatable sheep sex doll for her child’s nativity play. – Source
15. Schwarzenegger would time travel to terminate fossil fuels. – Source
