Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Missouri man must watch “Bambi” monthly as part of poaching punishment, judge rules. – Source
2. France Protests: Police threaten to join protesters, demand better pay and conditions. – Source
3. Video: SNES Classic Runs PSone games better than the PlayStation Classic. – Source
4. Sacha Baron Cohen’s “Who Is America?” deleted scene may have exposed Elite Pedophile Sex Ring. – Source
5. Sex offender serves as grand marshal of Mississippi town’s Christmas parade. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. The man who sniffs dirty socks daily hospitalized with a fungal infection in lungs, reports say. – Source
7. Popeyes launches “Emotional Support Chicken” carrier at Philadelphia airport. – Source
8. White House staffer devised plan to “hide out” for 6 months while still getting paid. – Source
9. Fall that broke Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s ribs may have saved Supreme Court justice’s life. – Source
10. Most people give up New Year’s Resolutions by January 12, study claims. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Zimbabwean Activists: Disney’s “Hakuna Matata” trademark is an “assault on Swahili people”. – Source
12. Questionable bushes hard to ignore. – Source
13. Controversial treatment transfuses patients with “Young Blood” from teenagers to reverse the aging process. – Source
14. Two women busted for shoplifting during “shop with a cop” event. – Source
15. “Elon Muskox”: Canadian city names mascot for tech entrepreneur. – Source
So games like Shadowrun, Demons Crest, Harvest Moon, Actraiser, Ogre Battle, Breath of Fire, Evo, Mystical Ninja, the Super Star Wars games, XMen Mutant Apocalypse, several great Disney platformers, Lost Vikings, Prince of Persia or Battletoads Battlemaniacs don’t make the list, but TWO Mortal Kombat do, despite being highly overrated gimmicky and terrible fighters and being gimped on the SNES compared to their arcade counterparts?! Also, what’s with the lack of SHMUPs?