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25 Crazy Headlines of the Month – Part 106

Here are this month’s crazy headlines.

1-5 Crazy Headlines

1. Inmate allowed to order Chinese takeout after giving guards advice on their taxes. – Source

2. Student drug dealers spared jail as the judge says he was impressed by the grammar in their text messages. – Source

3. Brexit ferry contract worth £13.8 million “awarded to a company with no ships.” – Source

4. “Pete the Groin Crusher” has crushed 10,000 patients’ groins “without even a sweat”. – Source

5. Chinese arthouse film breaks box office records after viewers mistake it for a romcom. – Source

6-10 Crazy Headlines

Image credit: Waymo

6. Humans harass and attack self-driving Waymo cars. – Source

7. Police find drugs in the box labelled “Not Dope”. – Source

8. UK army recruitment ads target “snowflake” millennials. – Source

9. J.K. Rowling reveals that wizards used to just sh*t on the floor, like dogs. – Source

10. Axl Rose releases his first new song in a decade via a Looney Tunes cartoon. – Source

11-15 Crazy Headlines

11. $50K in diamonds, pearls, and gold jewellery accidentally donated to charity. – Source

12. Police criticised for asking the public to choose which village to patrol via Twitter poll. – Source

13. New Jersey lawmakers may consider giving animals attorneys in court. – Source

14. Swedish man creates a giant snow penis to say sorry for destroying smaller snow penis. – Source

15. Egypt: Woman jailed for three years for “sexually harassing” a monkey. – Source

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