25 Crazy Headlines of the Month – Part 107

Here are this month’s crazy headlines.

1-5 Crazy Headlines

1. “Dr. Marijuana” suspended for indiscriminately referring thousands of patients for medical weed. – Source

2. Florida Drug-sniffing K-9 called Jake overdoses while screening passengers boarding EDM party cruise ship. – Source

3. Robotic dildo barred from top tech showcase, prompting sexism claims. – Source

4. Billionaires taking months-long, Multi-Million dollar sabbaticals to get back to basics. – Source

5. Delaware boy who defied mom to stay up and watch Netflix saves her from a late-night fire. – Source

6-10 Crazy Headlines

6. Costco selling a 27-pound bucket of mac and cheese with a 20-year shelf life. – Source

7. Samuel L. Jackson endorses Rashida Tlaib’s use of “mother****er”. – Source

8. Christian Bale credits Satan for inspiration on how to play d*ck Cheney in “Vice”. – Source

9. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez fake nude photos debunked by a foot fetishist. – Source

10. Government workers launch 1,000 GoFundMe pages as shutdown drags on. – Source

11-15 Crazy Headlines

11. New Jersey lawmakers may consider giving animals attorneys in court. – Source

12. Hunter boasted on dating app about poaching deer not realizing her potential suitor was a game warden. – Source

13. Ohio school removes police officer after principal gets a ticket for parking in handicapped space. – Source

14. Prowler spends 3 hours licking doorbell at California home. – Source

15. An egg plans to dethrone Kylie Jenner as most liked the Instagram post. –Source