Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines

1. Twitter CEO says Mark Zuckerberg once killed a goat with a stun gun and served it to him for dinner. – Source
2. Louisiana eye doctor offers free eye exams for NFL referees after Saints loss. – Source
3. Anti-vaccine advocates appointed to Minnesota autism council after a measles outbreak. – Source
4. BBC made Russell Howard rewrite a joke in case it offended Isis. – Source
5. Sam Elliott on his Oscar nod: “It’s about f**king time”. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Record private jet flights into Davos as leaders arrive for climate talk. – Source
7. John McAfee is running from U.S. authorities and running for President on a boat. – Source
8. “We don’t sell people’s data,” says Facebook’s Zuckerberg. – Source
9. British Lord suggests recolonising Zimbabwe to end crisis. – Source
10. South Korean parents hire thugs to stop school bullies. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Cocaine in London river is making eels “hyperactive,” researchers say. – Source
12. “Ancient” Scottish stone circle was built in 1990s. – Source
13. Secret Service members create challenge coin for working without pay. – Source
14. Almost 500 crocodiles to be relocated to protect tourists at world’s tallest statue. – Source
15. Chinese TV draws ridicule for blurring earrings on male actors. – Source