Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Power outage in Venezuela causes an economic crisis in RuneScape. – Source
2. Metalheads with kazoos drown out Westboro Baptist Church at Virginia Capitol. – Source
3. Elderly Americans are dying without getting to read Mueller’s Report and they’re not happy about it. – Source
4. China says Xinjiang has “boarding schools”, not “concentration camps”. – Source
5. Man arrested for choking driver who wouldn’t stop singing Christmas carols. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. South Florida drivers would trade sex for less traffic, the poll shows. – Source
7. Missouri lawmaker introduces a bill that would require AR-15 ownership. – Source
8. Crematorium goes up in flames, bodies survive. – Source
9. Obese cops sent to fat boot camp for “belly destruction”. – Source
10. Baby Not On Board: Plane forced to turn back after mother forgets her newborn at the airport. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Rapper “Selfmade Kash” who wears a gold credit card necklace charged with credit card theft. – Source
12. China database lists “breed ready” status of 1.8 million women. – Source
13. “Guns Down, Gloves Up” event promoting nonviolence ends in gunfire. – Source
14. The hottest chat app for teens is Google Docs. – Source
15. Sen. Marco Rubio blames power outage on “German Dam” explosion, doesn’t realize “Germán Dam” is journalist’s name. – Source
