Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Texas House passes a bill legalizing lemonade stands run by children. – Source
2. Texas man brings steer to Petco to test “all leashed pets are welcome” policy. – Source
3. Cow runs away from Indiana police, blocks traffic and goes to Chick-Fil-A. – Source
4. Facebook apologizes after mistaking Trump social media director for a bot. – Source
5. Fall Out Boy is sued for overuse of llama puppets in videos, marketing. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Alligators were given ketamine and headphones to study dinosaur hearing. – Source
7. Man charged in robbery “decided to try something new today, so I robbed a bank”. – Source
8. China’s goths protest after a woman told to remove “distressing” make-up on the subway. – Source
9. Zambia bans energy drink found to contain Viagra. – Source
10. France’s EU minister names her cat Brexit because when she opens the door “he stays put”. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Police knock on the wrong door, end up finding 3 men bagging up heroin and cocaine. – Source
12. Russian perfume brand pulls a fragrance named “sexual harassment”. – Source
13. Man fails to smuggle tortoises disguised as pastries into Berlin Airport. – Source
14. 20 cops disciplined for eating firefighters’ snacks. – Source
15. Samuel Adams releases beer inspired by Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg. – Source
