Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Tech N9ne confirms he’s alive after being mistaken for late fellow rapper Tech 9. – Source
2. Dr. Dre boasts about a daughter getting into USC “All on her own,” then remembers $70 million donations. – Source
3. Naked Russian man tries to board the plane, claiming to be more “Aerodynamic”. – Source
4. Artist building wall of cheese at Mexico border to “Make America Grate Again”. – Source
5. N.J. man’s “werewolf” murder trial ends without a verdict because the jury can’t decide whether he is insane. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Drunk driver sprayed Axe in his mouth to mask the smell of alcohol, SC deputies say. – Source
7. False alarm: Knife-wielding man on Metro revealed to be expert ham cutter. – Source
8. They didn’t buy the DLC: a feature that could’ve prevented 737 crashes was sold as an option. – Source
9. England’s oldest man says the secret to a long life is “avoid dying” and he has more to say. – Source
10. Flat Earth Antarctica Cruise will depart in 2020 to sail to “Edge of the World”. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Kentucky finally outlaws bestiality. – Source
12. Florida police to spring breakers: Drinking vodka from sunscreen bottles “only works if you don’t let a deputy see you”. – Source
13. Cops wrongly raid 4-year-old’s birthday party with guns drawn, smash cake, lawsuit claims. – Source
14. Egyptian singer banned after claiming a lack of free speech. – Source
15. “Doomsday vault” at risk due to climate change. – Source
