Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Texas lawmakers consider the death penalty for abortion. – Source
2. Yoga does not make inmates gay, says Russian prison chief as classes are reinstated. – Source
3. President Xi congratulates Kim Jong Un on reelection. – Source
4. The man who accidentally stole car 21 years ago searching for vehicle’s owner. – Source
5. Wheelchair tennis event moved after court built on a slope. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. I’m a monk, vote me else I’ll curse you: BJP MP Sakshi Maharaj warns voters. – Source
7. The man who abused Virgin airline staff deemed too fat for jail. – Source
8. A woman does karate, son gets nude, dog steals cornbread mix from Walmart, police say. – Source
9. Someone is stealing wheels off of police cruisers in Mississippi. – Source
10. Iowa student asks Beto O’Rourke “Are you here to see Beto?” during a bathroom break. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Deputies surround burglar in Oregon home, find out the suspect is Roomba trapped in the bathroom. – Source
12. Independent senator’s $15,000 poll finds many Canadians view the Senate as a pointless waste of money. – Source
13. Netherlands F-16 fighter jet literally ran into its own rounds during an exercise. – Source
14. Comedian Ian Cognito dies onstage and the audience thinks it’s part of his act. – Source
15. Dubai Airport welcomes Saudi Jet with Water Cannon Salute, breaks the plane. – Source