Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Tobacco company Philip Morris starts life insurance firm that offers discounts to smokers who quit. – Source
2. Man in Hong Kong reportedly beaten up outside cinema for leaking Avengers: Endgame spoilers. – Source
3. Death of the funeral? US state poised to legalize human composting amid demand for sustainable services. – Source
4. Wisconsin church distributes marijuana as a sacrament. – Source
5. This 88-year-old ex-senator is letting 3 teenagers run his presidential campaign. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Police seize “super obedient” lookout parrot trained by Brazil drug dealers. – Source
7. Steve King says he relates to what Christ “went through for us” after controversies. – Source
8. Hanson: Climate change is fake because the man didn’t kill the Dinosaurs. – Source
9. Texas high school enforces a dress code for parents. – Source
10. State senator receives about 1,700 decks of cards after saying nurses “play cards” at work. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Rich guys are most likely to have no idea what they’re talking about, study suggests. – Source
12. The teacher writes “absolutely pathetic” on 2nd grader’s test, the petition calls for her firing. – Source
13. Orang-utan escapes for the second time in four years, forcing Melbourne Zoo into lockdown. – Source
14. Oxford Professor argues invisible aliens are interbreeding with humans. – Source
15. Brunei asks for “Tolerance” on gay sex stoning. – Source
#23 – Gas tax pays for roads in a rough proportion to use, hybrid owners use the roads too but have not have to pay their share of tax for their use. Makes sense to find a way to have them pay their fair share rather than get a free ride off the backs of the labor of others who may not even be able to afford a hybrid.