Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Donkeys hate the British weather and would rather be inside, study finds. – Source
2. Detective Pikachu cinematographer happy his CGI monstrosities are less obviously awful than Sonic’s. – Source
3. 2 clients of spa that offered “vampire facials” diagnosed with HIV. – Source
4. A woman aboard a plane that skidded into a river says the landing didn’t feel right. – Source
5. Stevens County man accused of posing as Mexican drug cartel to extort members of his own right-wing militia. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Wendy’s is bringing back its spicy chicken nuggets. You have Chance The Rapper to thank. – Source
7. Artificial Intelligence creates never-ending death metal. – Source
8. Federal spending watchdog says Jason Kenney didn’t break rules by claiming mom’s basement as a primary residence. – Source
9. Woman develops ‘”Not Reaching” pouch to save black lives during traffic stops. – Source
10. Scientology ship under Quarantine in 2nd Caribbean Port. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. NASA says the possibility of Earth being hit with a Meteor is very high. – Source
12. The cartoonist who drew NYT cartoon denies it’s anti-semitic, blames “Jewish propaganda machine” for outrage. – Source
13. Cops: Group forcibly tattoos slur on man’s neck spell it wrong. – Source
14. The man tells police he stole food truck because he’s a dumbass. – Source
15. Facebook brags its AI can distinguish between photos of fried broccoli, marijuana. – Source
