25 Crazy Headlines of the Month – Part 12

Here are this month’s crazy headlines.

1-5 Crazy Headlines

1. Jill Stein raised more money for her recount effort than she did during the election. – Source

2. Pipeline spills 176,000 gallons of crude into the creek about 150 miles from Dakota Access protest camp. – Source

3. People have paid a company more than $80,000 to dig a hole for absolutely no reason. – Source

4. Venezuela’s currency value depends largely on one guy at an Alabama Home Depot. – Source

5. Rick Perry is being considered for energy secretary, a position he wanted to eliminate. – Source

6-10 Crazy Headlines

6. Pilot ‘congratulates’ passengers for drinking all alcohol on the plane. – Source

7. Investigatory Powers Bill: Politicians exempt themselves from new wide-ranging spying laws. – Source

8. And You Thought Your Day Was Bad: Suspects Pocket Dial 911, Discuss Plans To Rob Restaurant…Where Police Chief Was Eating. – Source

9. France’s honest tax system crusader convicted for hiding millions of euros. – Source

10. ‘All I asked for was sliced cheese’: Richmond roommates bewildered after store employees hide, call the police. – Source

11-15 Crazy Headlines

11. Man Without Arms Denied Housing Loan Due to Inability to Provide Fingerprints. – Source

12. Young cancer patient’s wish to ‘blow stuff up’ comes true thanks to federal police. – Source

13. Teenager afraid of water and who couldn’t swim died after jumping into the canal to overcome fears. – Source

14. Yik Yak fires 30 of 50 employees, still has no business model. – Source

15. Indiana town’s entire police force quits. – Source

16-20 Crazy Headlines

16. Library cat outlasts councilman that wanted him gone. – Source

17. Scottish banks promise their notes are vegan. – Source

18. Rent-a-Jew project hopes to ward off anti-Semitism in Germany. – Source

19. Man dies of emotional distress after being forced to clean Walgreens bathroom, widow says. – Source

20. South Korean leader defends the purchase of 360 Viagra pills. – Source

21-25 Crazy Headlines

21. Donald Trump says he doesn’t need daily intelligence briefings as President because he’s ‘smart’. – Source

22. Moroccan state TV shows women how to hide domestic violence. – Source

23. Plumbers in El Paso deal with the surge of clogged drain calls on the day after Thanksgiving. – Source

24. The UK needs migration ‘because native Britons are bloody stupid’, says pro-EU lord. – Source

25. Overdue library book returned to school 120 years late. – Source