Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Costco receipt-checking protocol fails to nab man stealing 24 bottles of Hennessy. – Source
2. Condom company releases “Baby Blocker” to wipe baby pictures from social media feeds. – Source
3. The boy sent home from an anti-bullying day at Auckland school for not wearing enough pink. – Source
4. Former Belgian King fined $5k a day until he takes a Paternity test. – Source
5. Attorney’s hand delivers poop stained check to Oklahoma Bar Association. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Police ask McDonald’s to halt milkshake sales during Farage rally. – Source
7. Bonfire set on fire in suspected arson incident. – Source
8. Study: One in ten Americans prefer a week in jail over moving. – Source
9. Louis Farrakhan denies antisemitism then refers to “Satanic Jews”. – Source
10. Joel Osteen’s Lakewood Church warns of imposter offering prayers for cash. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. British Airways criticized for afternoon tea that doesn’t include tea. – Source
12. Payouts for 737MAX crash victims will be partially based on “how long did the victims know they were plunging to their deaths.” – Source
13. Soil instead of ashes: Human composting is about to become legal in Washington State. – Source
14. Expedia charges man almost $6,200 for a 1-night stay at a Holiday Inn. – Source
15. Arizona governor signs bill legalizing nunchucks. – Source