Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Vancouver condo developers offer free wine or year’s supply of avocado toast to woo buyers in slowing market. – Source
2. Sheriff: Man with Cocaine in nostrils tells Deputies it’s not his. – Source
3. Police handing out blunt knives to domestic violence victims to reduce stabbings in the home. – Source
4. California court: Prison pot is OK, as long as inmates don’t inhale. – Source
5. Jobs available for “Ninjas” up 2,505% since 2006. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Pennsylvania man says the rise in tornadoes caused by traffic circles. – Source
7. A crocodile was spotted using a pool noodle to swim across a canal in Florida. – Source
8. “John Doe” convicted of using someone else’s identity for over 40 years. – Source
9. Gwyneth Paltrow forgot she was in a “Spider-Man” movie. – Source
10. Machete-wielding 11-year-old foils North Carolina home invasion. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Greenland lost 2 billion tons of ice yesterday, which is very unusual. – Source
12. Intruder microwaving butter in Roanoke man’s kitchen identified, charged with trespassing. – Source
13. An autistic child has spoken “breakthrough” after listening to “Old Town Road,” mom says. – Source
14. Man faces DUI charges after his horse-drawn carriage sideswipes passing a car. – Source
15. Church of England to consider medical cannabis investments. – Source
