Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Russian journalist charged for “controlling minds” with “1984” reference. – Source
2. Teen driver couldn’t see through cloud of pot smoke, rammed police car. – Source
3. “They can’t stop all of us”: More than 250K pledge to storm Area 51 to uncover alien secrets. – Source
4. Milledgeville woman orders “Moana” themed cake, gets marijuana design by mistake. – Source
5. Waldo man who threw party for pothole celebrates after it is fixed. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Delta Air Lines wants “more detail” from a man who says he was “sucked through the toilet hole”. – Source
7. Nurses will be offered supermarket discounts to persuade them to stay in the NHS. – Source
8. Robber returns money to Philly store, says it’s not enough for his kid’s transplant. – Source
9. Russian Orthodox Church considers a ban on blessing weapons of mass destruction. – Source
10. Deutsche Bank CEO says he reprimanded executives for having $1,800 suits fitted day of mass layoffs. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. First-Time flyer steps onto luggage belt thinking it leads to the plane. – Source
12. CBU instructor fired after demanding sex, moose meat and lobster for better grades. – Source
13. Boy stabs brother, says jail is better than 8-hour drive in the car with his sibling. – Source
14. “Literally just the crust”: Italian pizza chain offers orders of pizza crust only. – Source
15. One million moms protests “Toy Story 4” over the dangerous lesbian scene. – Source
