Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Miami orders scooters removed from streets before hurricane Dorian turns them into flying projectiles. – Source
2. “Live pee or die”: N.H. governor steps in to let the woman keep her “PB4WEGO” license plates. – Source
3. Man drives away from court minutes after the judge prohibits him from driving. – Source
4. After hours-long standoff at West Jordan home, police determine individual not home. – Source
5. Police called to Scottish IKEA after thousands sign up for hide and seek. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Jack Dorsey’s Twitter account was hacked and he’s the CEO of Twitter. – Source
7. TSA bans Star Wars Galaxy’s Edge “thermal detonator” Coke bottles. – Source
8. “Don’t know why you’re freaking out”: Arkansas woman drowns on phone with 911. – Source
9. French local authority fined for putting too many women in top jobs. – Source
10. 4-year-old boy in Norwalk has Costco-themed birthday party of his dreams. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Hundreds of pigs escape Vermont farm; most back with help from the trail of hot dog buns. – Source
12. Huge hoard of Norman coins reveals medieval tax scam. – Source
13. Despite the popular phrase, Ohio police say there are still laws when drinking White Claws. – Source
14. Brazil’s Bolsonaro to stop using France’s Bic pens amid spat. – Source
15. Cadbury fails to solve racism with a multicolored chocolate bar. – Source
