Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Army warns soldiers to be ready for potential violence by incels at “Joker” screenings: reports. – Source
2. Cheddar-gate: French chef sues Michelin Guide, claiming he lost a star for using cheddar. – Source
3. You can actually bet on a dildo being thrown on the field in Patriots vs Bills Game – Odds favor yes. – Source
4. WH accidentally sent Ukraine talking points to Democrats, then tried to recall them. – Source
5. The reporter who exposed racist tweets no longer at the paper after readers revealed his own. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Woman says she was stopped by a squirrel, who tugged on her leg and led her to help its injured baby. – Source
7. He shot his girlfriend in the head but didn’t tell her. She finally went to the doctor, and now he’s going to prison. – Source
8. A man takes out 10-inch penis in front of shop staff to prove he wasn’t stealing. – Source
9. Snoop Dogg reminds Tekashi 6ix9ine that Martha Stewart didn’t snitch on anybody. – Source
10. A woman in Maine says she got 500 letters from United Healthcare within five days. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. The man drank 7 beers before turning himself in, but there was no warrant for his arrest. – Source
12. Xi Jinping’s Quotes Replace the Ten Commandments in Churches. – Source
13. Westford resident gives the town the middle finger and there’s nothing anyone can do about it. – Source
14. Colorado woman picks up injured bobcat, puts it in the car next to her child. – Source
15. Viral “beer money” request reportedly generates $1 million in donations for children’s hospital. – Source
