Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Burger King to give Bronx residents free Whoppers for dealing with ‘Joker Stairs’ tourists. – Source
2. Army veteran has prosthetic legs repossessed after the VA refuses to pay for them: “Medicare did not send me to Vietnam”. – Source
3. Child molester’s wife sues Mormon church for $9.5 million, says husband is in prison because clergy reported his confession. – Source
4. Lawyers say ‘tax haven’ is a dirty word in Panama Papers case. – Source
5. Joaquin Phoenix will wear the same tuxedo for every awards show this year to ‘reduce waste’. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. An alarmed neighbor calls to police about a woman screaming “let me out” turns out to be a parrot. – Source
7. Parking meters across NYC not accepting credit cards were never programmed to work in 2020. – Source
8. Arizona city under siege by a graffiti artist who keeps writing ‘Penis Man’ on everything. – Source
9. Foxes keep attacking this 88-year-old Mainer. “I wish I knew” why, he says. – Source
10. Shopper falls asleep on a comfy store mattress and stays the night, Missouri cops say. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Lori Loughlin hires a prison coach to learn martial arts: ‘Worst advice’ thus far, expert says. – Source
12. Netanyahu corrects himself after calling Israel a ‘nuclear power’. – Source
13. Man chokes girlfriend after she claimed his fart smelled horrible, police say. – Source
14. Statistician proves that statistics are boring. – Source
15. Sheriff’s Office issues ‘Not my pants’ public service announcement. – Source
