Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Catholic priest says “pedophilia doesn’t kill anyone” after barring pro-abortion lawmakers from communion. – Source
2. University professor compares ‘OK, boomer’ to ‘n-word,’ students say. – Source
3. Harvey Weinstein’s lawyer says she’s never been sexually assaulted ‘because I would never put myself in that position’. – Source
4. The first person to cross Antarctica alone and unaided says he pooped his pants less than halfway through and had to continue using the same underwear for 38 days. – Source
5. A school called police after a kindergartner with Down syndrome pointed a finger gun at her teacher. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Papa John’s founder: I didn’t eat 40 pizzas in 30 days, I ‘had’ 40 pizzas in 30 days. – Source
7. Free p*rn offered to quarantined coronavirus cruise passengers. – Source
8. Biden jokingly calls voter a ‘lying dog-faced pony soldier’ at New Hampshire event. – Source
9. Company releases ‘Politics Scented Candle’ made from genuine horse poop: ‘Subtle notes of bureaucracy’. – Source
10. Senator opposes a ban on Indiana companies forcibly microchipping their employees. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
Image credit: gizchina.com11. Mac Pro with 1.5 TB of RAM can open 6,000 Chrome tabs. – Source
12. A black man reported racial discrimination to his boss. Then his boss asked the police to arrest him. – Source
13. Iranian Minister passes kid’s costume off as ‘Space Suit’. – Source
14. Virginia works to repeal Victorian-era law prohibiting premarital sex. – Source
15. A 15-foot tall garbage monster is trying to shame Publix out of using plastic bags. – Source
