Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Coronavirus: Amazon removes overpriced goods and fake cures. – Source
2. Cops take seized SUV for a joyride; owner tracks car, locks them inside for 3 hrs. – Source
3. Parents allow 11-year-old to drive a car because they were sick of him playing GTA all day. – Source
4. Eight-year-old wins $200 worth of cannabis products at a youth hockey tournament. – Source
5. Former Springfield sprinkler company ruled a total loss after the fire. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. JCSO: Marijuana in bra leads to a bigger bust. – Source
7. A woman discovers plant she’s been watering for two years is actually plastic. – Source
8. William Shatner gets horse semen in the divorce settlement. His ex got the Kentucky home. – Source
9. Wisconsin woman performs a ritual on a dead possum in the road, tells it to ‘repent,’ police say. – Source
10. Blind man fails the citizenship test after being denied, Braille. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. New chlamydia species discovered deep under the Arctic Ocean. – Source
12. Sen. Lucido ordered to take sexual harassment sensitivity training after allegedly sexually harassing a woman during sensitivity training. – Source
13. Afghanistan: Rival ‘presidents’ hold two inaugurations. – Source
14. 2-Legged Ohio dog named ‘Lieutenant Dan’ is a finalist to be the next Cadbury Bunny. – Source
15. Louisiana driver with a license plate that expired in 1997 told police ‘I’ve been busy lately and totally forgot’. – Source
