Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Alcohol-free sanitizer given to prisoners to prevent them from making “moonshine”. – Source
2. GameStop rules itself ‘essential retail’ and therefore immune to lockdown closures. – Source
3. New York liquor stores are deemed essential businesses. – Source
4. New Warriors: Marvel’s first non-binary hero is codenamed Snowflake. – Source
5. Broadcom sues Netflix for its success: You’re stopping us making a fortune from set-top boxes, moans chip designer. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Americans crossing the border into Mexico to buy toilet paper. – Source
7. Emergen-C cautions against mixing vitamin powder with liquor to make ‘quarantinis’. – Source
8. Jeffrey Epstein’s alleged procurer Ghislaine Maxwell sues sex offender’s estate for legal fees. – Source
9. Sports cancellations leave vasectomy patients without planned March Madness binge options. – Source
10. Deputies find 18,000 pounds of toilet paper in stolen tractor-trailer truck in North Carolina. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. TikTok confirms that you aren’t rich or good-looking enough to go viral. – Source
12. ISIS tells terrorists to steer clear of coronavirus-stricken Europe. – Source
13. ‘We’ve got a moat’: Tasmania cuts itself off from Australia. – Source
14. Tennessee man sitting on almost 18,000 bottles of hand sanitizer says he’s doing ‘a public service’. – Source
15. Chinese woman nukes 3,000 RMB in the microwave to ‘disinfect’ bills. – Source
