Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Americans are driving less because of the coronavirus. That’s hurting red-light camera revenue. – Source
2. Medical Fetish site donates the entire stock of scrubs after being contacted by ‘desperate’ health officials. – Source
3. Dr. Fauci sexiest man alive gaining steam. – Source
4. Pentagon says it still hasn’t sent ventilators because it hasn’t been told where to send them. – Source
5. Kentucky puts ankle monitors on coronavirus patients who break quarantine. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Pennsylvania now allowing fine wine and good spirits online sales, website crashes due to demand. – Source
7. Ann Ashford’s virtual town hall delayed by the person posting p*rn during video chat. – Source
8. The man was arrested for breaking social distancing rules by paddle boarding alone with nobody around. – Source
9. The Secret Service signed an ’emergency order’ this week for 30 golf carts. – Source
10. Georgia governor says he didn’t know asymptomatic people could spread coronavirus. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. American Airlines crammed the only 11 passengers on a flight into 3 rows because they only bought basic economy, report says. – Source
12. ‘Can my husband see his mistress?’: French police receive bizarre lockdown questions. – Source
13. FOX Sports announcer Joe Buck pleads public to stop sending him sex tapes to call ‘Play-by-Play’. – Source
14. Fearing the end of the world, the man returns ancient stolen relic. – Source
15. Trafficking suspects in Hamilton hit with a non-essential business fine. – Source
