Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Senator backing anti-crypto bill calls out Zoom’s lack of end-to-end crypto. – Source
2. Hulu to ‘Parasite’ haters: ‘If you don’t want to read subtitles,’ learn Korean. – Source
3. Fox News stars now pretend they never said what they said about the coronavirus. – Source
4. A zoo has been trying to get two pandas to mate for 10 years. When coronavirus shut the zoo down, the pandas finally did. – Source
5. Coronavirus: Pastor who decried ‘hysteria’ dies after attending Mardi Gras. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. NRA suing New York for deeming gun stores non-essential businesses during coronavirus pandemic. – Source
7. A mayor ordered police to crack down on social gatherings. They found his wife at a bar. – Source
8. Abortion clinic protestors cited for violating an order prohibiting large gatherings. – Source
9. Stephen King is sorry you feel like you’re stuck in a Stephen King Novel. – Source
10. NYPD arrested a woman for not social distancing, locked her in a cell with two dozen others for 36 hours. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Man caught with rucksack of cannabis tells police ‘I’m buying in bulk due to lockdown’. – Source
12. Estonian police unmasked 13-year-old head of International neo-Nazi Group. – Source
13. Republican Wisconsin assembly speaker wears protective gear while telling voters they are ‘incredibly safe to go out’. – Source
14. US citizens in Lebanon decline repatriation offer, saying it’s ‘safer’ in Beirut. – Source
15. Mafia distributes food to Italy’s struggling residents. – Source