Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. N.J. restaurants NOT reopening for indoor dining this week after ‘knucklehead’ crowds at bars ruin it for everyone. – Source
2. Despite the denial, records show extensive online shopping by Connie Bernard during crucial board meeting. – Source
3. Petition calls for statue of Christopher Columbus in Ohio city to be replaced with Chef Boyardee. – Source
4. Texas bar owner organizes ‘Bar Lives Matter’ concert in protest of governor’s orders. – Source
5. Coronavirus patient suffers hours-long erection due to blood clots in his penis. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Twitter says it will add an edit button to tweets when ‘everyone wears a mask’. – Source
7. Detroit police say the officer who drove through protesters was trying to ‘escape’. – Source
8. Maskless Trader Joe’s ‘Karen’ says she acted like a ‘normal human being’: ‘I started yelling in self-defense’. – Source
9. Coronavirus: ‘Don’t wear deodorant,’ says Berlin’s transport company. –Source
10. Texas Republicans move forward with plans for an indoor convention in Houston, the state’s biggest coronavirus hot spot. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. A Russian billionaire wants to buy some of America’s controversial statues. – Source
12. Vanilla Ice going ahead with Texas concert: ‘We didn’t have coronavirus’ in the ’90s’. – Source
13. Tampa man quarantined alone with hundreds of parrots but says it wasn’t by choice. – Source
14. The coronavirus test used by the White House has questionable accuracy. – Source
15. Revealed: legislators’ pro-pipeline letters ghostwritten by fossil fuel company. – Source
