Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Ohio ice cream shop asks customers to stop yelling at teenage employees about mask requirements. – Source
2. ‘No one told me’: Samoan man serves five more years in prison than he had to. – Source
3. Rudy Giuliani calls New York Police after being pranked by Sacha Baron Cohen. – Source
4. Boris Johnson’s fiancee Carrie Symonds urges more shops to ban coconut products made from monkey labor. – Source
5. Bailouts went to Michigan hospitals with billions in reserves. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Sprinter Noah Lyles briefly breaks Usain Bolt’s 200-meter record, then discovers he only ran 185 meters. – Source
7. Police: Man in stolen vehicle flees officers, crashes into a woman in a separate stolen vehicle in Newberg; both arrested. – Source
8. Cornyn on COVID-19: ‘We still don’t know whether children can get it and transmit it’. – Source
9. AWS facial recognition platform misidentified over 100 politicians as criminals. – Source
10. In a sign of the times, Ayn Rand Institute approved for PPP loan. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Harbor Freight recalls the jack stands meant to replace the recalled jack stands. – Source
12. Nigeria’s anti-corruption boss arrested for corruption. – Source
13. Cleaner seen ‘spit shining’ shopping baskets at Toronto FreshCo. – Source
14. Catholic Church lobbied for taxpayer funds, got $1.4B. – Source
15. Mexico border towns try to stop Americans from crossing amid Covid-19 fears. – Source
#9 is spot on!