16-20 Crazy Headlines
16. Burger King is debuting a new Whopper made from cows that burp and fart 33% less. – Source
17. Niagara Falls strip club set to open without strippers. – Source
18. Two weeks after it imposed a security law on Hong Kong, China says 600,000 people may have broken it. – Source
19. Queen Elizabeth II sells gin made from leaves found at Buckingham Palace after tourist revenues crash. – Source
20. Airline stops flight attendants from wearing masks after passengers complain about a lack of smiles. – Source
21-25 Crazy Headlines
21. Pizza shop owner threw pizza at the machete-carrying attempted robber, police say. – Source
22. Japan police seek to stop yakuza handing out Halloween sweets to children. – Source
23. Upstate NY deli tells customers to stop hitting on staff: ‘This is a PSA for you thirsty bros’. – Source
24. Graffiti on a monument commemorating Nazi SS division being investigated as a hate crime by the police. – Source
25. Protests in Michigan after a student jailed for not doing online schoolwork. – Source
