Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines

1. Workmen’s cafe overwhelmed with customers after it was accidentally awarded a Michelin star. – Source
2. White House blocks CNN, BBC, New York Times, LA Times from media briefing. – Source
3. YouTube cuts popular live stream of giraffe about to give birth for ‘nudity and sexual content’. – Source
4. Philly man lied about a kidnapped child to make police ‘work harder’ to find his stolen car. – Source
5. Ryanair asks wheelchair user to walk up stairs, leaves her crying at the gate. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Man marks his ex-girlfriend’s apology letter and sends it back to her. – Source
7. Sutton’s 23-stone goalkeeper Wayne Shaw may have broken FA betting rules by eating pie during Arsenal match. – Source
8. College student opened a care package from mom, it was the trash he forgot to take out. – Source
9. Cats don’t cause mental illness, study finds. – Source
10. Calling Eucharist ‘haunted bread’ not sacrilegious, says RTÉ. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Panasonic wants employees to relax, limits work days to 11 hours. – Source
12. Plea for Irish army to fight ‘aggressive’ rhododendrons. – Source
13. Streets should not be named after local heroes ‘in case they are paedophiles’, councils told. – Source
14. Judge orders mother to avoid more pregnancies. – Source
15. Cracking story: French artist to entomb himself in rock for a week, then use the body to hatch eggs. – Source