Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Bride ‘heartbroken’ as $100 wedding dress from Wish looks nothing like photos. – Source
2. Bay Village Priest says someone called police about a homeless person, but it was a statue of Jesus. – Source
3. Police find cash hidden between Bolsonaro ally’s buttocks. – Source
4. Elections officials ask voters to stop disinfecting mail-in ballots. – Source
5. Wareham residents asked to stop calling the police for sunfish sightings: ‘It is doing normal sunfish activities’. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Largest US Chinese restaurant chain Panda Express enters China. – Source
7. Comcast’s president of tech falls offline while boasting about how great cable is for connectivity. – Source
8. Victorian MP caught lifting speech from the fictional TV show The West Wing. – Source
9. Profanity filter blocks ‘bone,’ other terms at an online paleontology conference. – Source
10. USPS special agents raided the home of QAnon-aligned mail carrier who allegedly hoarded and threw out several bags of undelivered mail. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Machu Picchu opened up for a single tourist who waited seven months to see it. – Source
12. Black man led by mounted police while bound with a rope sues Texas city for $1 million. – Source
13. Indigenous woman live-streamed hospital nurses insulting her on her death bed. – Source
14. Man swallowed bullet, chewed shell casings to hide evidence in the killing, prosecutor says. – Source
15. Tourist returns stolen artifacts from Pompeii ‘after suffering curse’. – Source
