Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Auxiliary cop jailed for beating up ex-girlfriend after horoscope reading found them incompatible for marriage. – Source
2. Jake Angeli, a horned man who stormed Capitol, refuses to eat as guards won’t feed him ‘organic food’. – Source
3. Matt Hancock praises free school meals before being reminded he voted against them. – Source
4. Flags, signs, and other items left behind in Capitol riot to be preserved as historical artifacts. – Source
5. ‘I got caught up in the moment’: Man hanging from Senate balcony asks for forgiveness. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. A man injected himself with ‘magic’ mushrooms and the fungi grew in his blood, putting him into organ failure. – Source
7. AXE condemns U.S. Capitol riots after can of body spray left by mob. – Source
8. Republicans want metal detectors for schoolkids, but not for themselves. – Source
9. Arizona business owner has a no-mask policy, threatens a customer wearing mask with a gun. – Source
10. Citing ‘censorship’ concerns, North Idaho internet provider blocks Facebook, Twitter. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Call for UK prisons to trial free cannabis to see if it cuts drug deaths. – Source
12. Fish are better and happier now they are British, claims Rees-Mogg. – Source
13. Police officer mistaken for stripper at a swinger party. – Source
14. Two Virginia cops have been hit with Federal Charges in D.C. Riots. They busted themselves. – Source
15. Indian man sells military secrets in return for nudes to foreign spy agency. – Source
