Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Nutritionist says pizza is better for breakfast than most cereals. – Source
2. Texan files $1 billion class-action lawsuits after receiving a $9,000 electric bill. – Source
3. Soldier indicted for conspiring with neo-Nazi group seeks dismissal because the grand jury wasn’t racially diverse. – Source
4. Virginia prison staffer says she was fired on suspicion of smuggling after a body scan detected tampon. – Source
5. A man called his ex a ‘m*ron’ by text while storming the Capitol. She turned him in. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Police unable to explain disproportionate use of powers against minorities, report finds. – Source
7. Lawmakers worry that sales tax exemption means women will buy too many tampons. – Source
8. 16-year sentences for ex-cop, 2 others who kidnapped chemistry student and forced him to make drugs. – Source
9. Florida is better off without a detailed vaccination plan, DeSantis says. – Source
10. Columbia professor says he does heroin regularly for ‘work-life balance’. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. The Philippines offers nurses in exchange for vaccines from Britain, Germany. – Source
12. Lesbian love triangle found guilty in the biggest series of locker room thefts in Czechia. – Source
13. Dominion sues MyPillow CEO over election fraud claims: He ‘sells the lie to this day because the lie sells Pillows’. – Source
14. The NHS advised against following Gwyneth Paltrow’s advice to cure coronavirus with fasting and “infrared sauna” treatments. Her plan included a diet of kombucha, kimchi, and “lots of coconut aminos.” – Source
15. Historic blackouts push Texas to consider something new: Regulation. – Source
