25 Crazy Headlines of the Month – Part 19

Here are this month’s crazy headlines.

1-5 Crazy Headlines

1. Jeff Sessions: Marijuana is “Only Slightly Less Awful” than Heroin. – Source

2. Reports of gunman turn out to be a plumber with a plunger at Mission Viejo mall. – Source

3. How a Vancouver pub ‘annoyed an entire country’ with a poorly poured pint of Guinness. – Source

4. World’s largest rubber duck is coming to Toronto this summer. – Source

5. The Satanic Temple puts up an anti-paddling billboard in Springtown. – Source

6-10 Crazy Headlines

6. Atheists at risk of dying out due to belief in contraception, study claims. – Source

7. Turkey’s Erdogan says Netherlands acting like a ‘banana republic’. – Source

8. Police called to North Yorkshire school after toilet breaks ‘limited to two a day’. – Source

9. Balloonatic’ gets $26.5K fine for ‘unconscionably stupid’ lawn chair flight over Calgary. – Source

10. Floating wheelchair built for disabled goldfish. – Source

11-15 Crazy Headlines

11. Manny Ramirez gets unlimited sushi as part of Japanese baseball contract. – Source

12. Pornhub says it will plow snow in Boston for free. – Source

13. Study: 4-in-5 Oklahoma City students can’t read clocks. – Source

14. Turkey ‘expels Dutch cows’ amid a diplomatic crisis. – Source

15. Liam Fox denies sending a controversial tweet – while sitting in front of the picture of it. – Source