Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Jeff Sessions: Marijuana is “Only Slightly Less Awful” than Heroin. – Source
2. Reports of gunman turn out to be a plumber with a plunger at Mission Viejo mall. – Source
3. How a Vancouver pub ‘annoyed an entire country’ with a poorly poured pint of Guinness. – Source
4. World’s largest rubber duck is coming to Toronto this summer. – Source
5. The Satanic Temple puts up an anti-paddling billboard in Springtown. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Atheists at risk of dying out due to belief in contraception, study claims. – Source
7. Turkey’s Erdogan says Netherlands acting like a ‘banana republic’. – Source
8. Police called to North Yorkshire school after toilet breaks ‘limited to two a day’. – Source
9. Balloonatic’ gets $26.5K fine for ‘unconscionably stupid’ lawn chair flight over Calgary. – Source
10. Floating wheelchair built for disabled goldfish. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Manny Ramirez gets unlimited sushi as part of Japanese baseball contract. – Source
12. Pornhub says it will plow snow in Boston for free. – Source
13. Study: 4-in-5 Oklahoma City students can’t read clocks. – Source
14. Turkey ‘expels Dutch cows’ amid a diplomatic crisis. – Source
15. Liam Fox denies sending a controversial tweet – while sitting in front of the picture of it. – Source
I think for context for non-Australians you perhaps need to explain that the Liberal Party of Australia is the main conservative party here usually in a Coalition with the National Party (even in states like Victoria where they really don’t like each other)