Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines

1. Africa trade meeting has no Africans after US visa denials. – Source
2. Footballer accidentally thanks his wife and girlfriend in an incredible man of the matched speech. – Source
3. FBI director James Comey admits under oath that he hates the Patriots. – Source
4. Tillerson: ‘I didn’t want this job … My wife told me I’m supposed to do this’. – Source
5. Police called to South Euclid Taco Bell due to a dispute over ‘Fire’ or ‘Mild’ sauce. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines

6. Rock Hill man used toy light saber for protection in a knife fight, police say. – Source
7. p*rn movie streamed through municipality loudspeaker in Turkey’s north. – Source
8. Teen attempts to kill a girl for sending too many snapchats. – Source
9. Firefox gets a complaint about labeling unencrypted login page insecure. – Source
10. Tim Allen says being conservative in Hollywood is like living in 1930s Germany. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Japan’s elderly offered funeral discount to stop driving. – Source
12. Indian engineer named Saddam Hussain cannot get a job. – Source
13. Brazilian goalkeeper charged with torture and murder of ex-girlfriend – ‘Mistakes happen. I’m not a bad guy’. – Source
14. Cancer is partly caused by bad luck, study finds. – Source
15. David Friedman confirmed: Man who said liberal Jews worse than Nazi collaborators to be US ambassador to Israel. – Source