Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. The French rush for vaccines after they’re told they’ll need them to go to cafés. – Source
2. ‘Woke coke’: Drug dealers marketing ‘ethically sourced’ cocaine. – Source
3. Bolsonaro in hospital as hiccups persist for more than 10 days. – Source
4. Pastor begs God for ‘mercy’ as COVID-19 sweeps megachurch: ‘Lord we didn’t want to be in the news’. – Source
5. Dogecoin creator likens cryptocurrencies to a scam run by a “powerful cartel” to benefit the rich. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Australia renames shark attacks ‘negative encounters’ to dispel ‘man-eating monster’ perception. – Source
7. Illinois bans police lying to minors during interrogations. – Source
8. Scottish mountaineering charities have criticized Google for suggesting routes up Ben Nevis and other Munros they say are ‘potentially fatal’ and direct people over a cliff. – Source
9. Nicolas Cage says he knew his relationship with wife Riko Shibata ‘could work’ after discovering she keeps flying squirrels. – Source
10. Olympics President sparks outrage in Tokyo by referring to Japanese people as “Chinese”. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Falsely Accused: Man spends months in jail despite video showing he wasn’t at the crime scene. – Source
12. Library apologizes for hosting ‘Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey’ to entertain children. – Source
13. Sex is no cure for Covid-19, says Health Department. – Source
14. Homeowner facing $100,000 parking violation wins first round of her lawsuit against Florida Town. – Source
15. New Jersey woman locked in a 7-year battle with IRS to prove she is, indeed, alive. – Source