Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. McDonald’s runs out of milkshakes in England, Scotland, and Wales. – Source
2. Televangelist Jim Bakker complains that god cannot hear prayers through masks. – Source
3. Washington jail offering inmates ramen noodles as an incentive for getting COVID-19 vaccine. – Source
4. Dozens of California students, parents stranded in Afghanistan after a summer trip abroad. – Source
5. 2020 Olympics: Chinese gymnast Zhu Xueying claims her gold medal is peeling. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. How much was the son’s p*rn collection worth that parents destroyed? The judge decides value. – Source
7. Taleban urges women to stay home because fighters have not been trained to respect them. – Source
8. Military contractor CACI says Afghanistan withdrawal is hurting its profits. It’s funding a pro-war think tank. – Source
9. UK food firms beg ministers to let them use prisoners to ease labor shortages. – Source
10. Rudy Giuliani sells personalized video messages on Cameo for $199: ‘It can be arranged’. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Man charged for growing marijuana allegedly claims he ‘doesn’t trust drug dealers’. – Source
12. Rupert Murdoch complains BBC doc suggests he is a ‘threat to liberal democracy’. – Source
13. Police leave disabled Colorado woman with nearly $1,600 toll bill after using her stolen license plate. – Source
14. Fortnite is now allowing users to watch the MLK ‘I have a dream speech in the game. – Source
15. Gujarat man seals private parts using adhesive instead of condom during intercourse, dies. – Source