Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Illinois bill would allow women to sue men over unwanted pregnancies. – Source
2. Shaquille O’Neal announces his retirement from being a celebrity: ‘I’m done with it’. – Source
3. Teacher bonus checks are bouncing in Florida. – Source
4. A family says their neighbor plays recordings of racial slurs and monkey noises. Police say that’s ‘not criminally actionable’. – Source
5. A prominent anti-vaxxer gave out his phone number at a rally because ‘he has nothing to hide.’ Two days later, he’s begging people to stop calling him. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. An NYU professor says fewer men going to college will lead to a ‘mating crisis’ with the US producing too many ‘lone and broke’ men. – Source
7. Prison guards, but not mother, get counselling after baby dies in cell. – Source
8. Dog the Bounty Hunter shows up at Brian Laundrie’s family home in North Port, knocks on the door. – Source
9. CEOs are at their wits’ end — they don’t know how to get their employees back in. – Source
10. Free speech still a ‘Core Value,’ YouTube CEO says after blocking Russian opposition videos at the request of Russian Government. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Northern Ireland is facing a shortage of clowns. – Source
12. Drunk and disorderly Nicolas Cage mistaken for ‘homeless man’, thrown out of Vegas bar. – Source
13. A 96-year-old former Nazi secretary, who faces 11,000 counts of accessory to murder, has been caught after escaping her care home on the day of her trial. – Source
14. Joe Manchin, America’s climate decider-in-chief, is a coal baron. – Source
15. Elizabeth Holmes wrote personal notes to herself about ‘becoming Steve Jobs’ as Theranos collapse began. – Source