Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Smuggled red onions misdeclared as Chinese Steamed buns seized. – Source
2. Nevada man who claimed to have proof of illegal voting pleads guilty to voting twice. – Source
3. ‘It’s A Free Country’: Man threatens TSA agent’s life, throws checkpoint stanchion, strips naked & masturbates, charges state. – Source
4. Grandmother issued with restraining order to stop feeding carrots to “sad” horses. – Source
5. DoorDash driver defecates in customer’s residential lobby after dropping off an order. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Facebook tells LA police to stop spying on users with fake accounts. – Source
7. Michigan woman pleads guilty after trying to have ex-husband killed through fake ‘Rent-A-Hitman’ website. – Source
8. Republicans ban Elmo from attending the Conservative conference. – Source
9. Stolen street sweeper leads police on a slow-speed chase in Indiana. – Source
10. Joe Rogan says he’s ‘flexible’ enough to go down on himself. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Madhya Pradesh: Farmer files a police complaint after buffalo refuses to be milked. – Source
12. Small town spends $150K to clean beach, dumps trash in the ocean. – Source
13. Parents protesting ‘critical race theory’ identify a new target: Mental health programs. – Source
14. Chinese goat farm is using facial recognition to stop incest. – Source
15. Jaden Smith asked to be emancipated from his parents at 15-years-old following the critical and box office failure of After Earth. – Source
