Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Apple’s retail employees are reportedly using Android phones and encrypted chats to keep unionization plans secret. – Source
2. Police offered teen McDonald’s in exchange for a confession to crime someone else committed: attorney. – Source
3. Very hungry bear ‘Hank the Tank’ is in fact three bears, DNA shows. – Source
4. Los Angeles is spending up to $837,000 to house a single homeless person. – Source
5. Jarrett Allen reveals he had to get an iPhone because the Cavaliers wouldn’t let him be part of the group text: “They wanted all blue messages.” – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. At least 6 NYC subway stabbings reported since the mayor unveiled a new safety plan. – Source
7. Jonny Greenwood on early Radiohead rehearsals: “The first thing I did was make sure my keyboard was turned off. I must have done months of rehearsals, and they didn’t know that I’d already turned it off”. – Source
8. Ottawa is redoing Valentine’s Day on March 14 because of the convoy protest. – Source
9. Russian diplomat dismisses sanctions: ‘We’re used to it’. – Source
10. Over 1,000 dead rodents were found at the Family Dollar distribution center. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Study: Washing dishes lowers heart disease risks in older women. – Source
12. Magpies outwit scientists by helping each other to remove tracking devices. – Source
13. Protesters don tinfoil hats as radiation is blamed for sickness. – Source
14. Florida residents will be among the first in the nation subjugated to hard Mountain Dew. – Source
15. Ukrainian ambassador to Japan poses as Samurai in a message to Russia. – Source
