Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Hamilton police ask the public to ‘romaine calm’ after $45K lettuce heist. – Source
2. A wi-fi sex toy with built-in camera fails penetration test. – Source
3. Man in drunk lives matter shirt charged with drunken driving. – Source
4. Man sues Dunkin’ Donuts after asking for real butter, getting a substitute. – Source
5. Wealthy residents complain their dialing code doesn’t reveal how rich they are. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines




6. Tunisian nightclub shut down over Muslim call to prayer remix. – Source
7. Cash-strapped Brazilian football team use shirt numbers to advertise special offers at the local supermarket. – Source
8. Scotland could leave the UK, and join Canada instead, says author. – Source
9. Gibraltar accuses EU of behaving like a ‘cuckolded husband who is taking it out on the children.’ – Source
10. ‘Guardian of peace’ Erdogan urges Kurds to expand his powers in a referendum. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Teenagers think Google is cool, a study by Google finds. – Source
12. Man accidentally shoots himself at NRA headquarters: Police. – Source
13. Nivea pulls ‘white is purity’ ad after an outcry. – Source
14. The Jewish Food Society wants to save the Recipes of Grandmas everywhere. – Source
15. Tennessee lawmaker tries to sell the gun at a downtown lemonade stand. – Source
#4 is a legit reason to sue them