Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Doritos bags will now have 5 fewer chips thanks to inflation. – Source
2. Miami spent $350,000 on new park lights. The park closes at sundown. – Source
3. World’s most boring person discovered by researchers. – Source
4. Dentist found guilty of damaging patients’ teeth to boost profits. – Source
5. Predominantly Black Town ordered to surrender charter after Ford invests in area. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Disney said it regrets racist cheer by the high school team. – Source
7. Dog dumped at a local shelter because owners say he’s gay. – Source
8. Ever stuck: Suez container ship’s cousin runs aground in US harbor. – Source
9. Rod Stewart fills potholes near home since ‘no one else can be bothered’. – Source
10. Minnesota congressional candidate proposed giving away most of his state to South Dakota. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Tesco customer filmed ‘filling car up with cooking oil’ as fuel prices surge. – Source
12. Ford will start shipping Explorers without all the parts — and add them later. – Source
13. Mike Tyson’s Cannabis Company making pot edibles in the shape of a bitten ear. – Source
14. Sri Lanka cancels school exams for millions of students as it runs out of paper. – Source
15. Afghanistan’s last finance minister, now a DC Uber driver, ponders what went wrong. – Source
