16-20 Crazy Headlines
16. Dolly Parton to star in a musical on TikTok about Taco Bell’s Mexican pizza. – Source
17. Boone County murder suspect wins 60 votes in the primary election. – Source
18. Justice with no ethics in regard to conflict of interests has opinions on other people respecting unethical institutions. – Source
19. Suspected lawn mower thief cuts victim’s grass. – Source
20. Today’s intended Wordle solution pushed to 2027 due to a “major recent news event”. – Source
21-25 Crazy Headlines
21. Picnics banned in Rome in an effort to combat wild boar incursions. – Source
22. Gov. DeSantis signs legislation proclaiming Nov. 7 as ‘Victims of Communism Day’. – Source
23. Duluth police: Suspect was not at home during 6-hour standoff. – Source
24. License plates approved and rejected in Florida: MCNASTY made it through, MR POOP didn’t. – Source
25. Mount Gambier magistrate finds it ‘extraordinary’ that the couple had sex during a police car pursuit. – Source
