Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. NASA puts the Earth up for adoption. – Source
2. ‘Even Hitler didn’t sink to using chemical weapons’, says Spicer of Syria attack. – Source
3. Texas plans to designate official state gun along with other weapons. – Source
4. Prisoners built two PCs from parts, hid them in the ceiling, connected to the State’s network and did cybershenanigans. – Source
5. South Dakota man gets $190 fine for snake without a leash. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Ashes of late NHL enforcer Bob Probert spread in penalty box. – Source
7. Decorated Navy SEAL moonlighting as a p*rn star. – Source
8. Why one Republican voted to kill privacy rules: “Nobody has to use the Internet”. – Source
9. Grandma told by police to return footballs kicked into her garden- or she could be charged with theft. – Source
10. The Patriots have literally run out of room to hang their newest Super Bowl banner. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. A Turkey walks into a Walmart, greeter gets fired. – Source
12. The Braves’ new ballpark will offer a beer that’s been brewed with baseball bats. – Source
13. No ant left behind: Warrior Ants carry injured comrades home. – Source
14. McDonald’s launches Snapchat job applications. – Source
15. The Great Japan potato-chip crisis: panic buying, $12 bags. – Source
