Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Twitter is auctioning off office supplies, including a pizza oven and a neon bird sign. – Source
2. American Airlines promises flight attendants a free bowl of chili if they don’t picket next week. – Source
3. Lauren Boebert says ‘conspiracy theorists’ shouldn’t be on committees. – Source
4. The Army Corps of Engineers has released a 2023 calendar of giant cats attacking infrastructure. – Source
5. US Marines defeat DARPA robot by hiding under a cardboard box. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. New York mayor says ‘no room’ in his city for migrants. – Source
7. The thief steals the St. Michael statue from the church, trips, and is injured by the angel’s sword. – Source
8. George Santos denies swindling a disabled veteran while their dog died of a tumor. – Source
9. Republicans want to “phase out” electric cars to protect fossil fuels. – Source
10. LAPD removes the ‘Thin Blue Line flag’ from the station after receiving a complaint. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Rat poison found in Taco Bell takeout order and customer hospitalized, authorities say. – Source
12. AP News: FEMA fires group for nonsensical Alaska Native translations. – Source
13. Taliban hails construction of first ‘supercar’ powered by Toyota Corolla engine. – Source
14. Man survives at sea for 24 days eating ketchup, garlic powder, and seasoning cubes. – Source
15. Republican targeting Hunter Biden says: ‘I don’t target individuals’. – Source
