Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Alabama Democrats want to ban employers from forcing workers to get microchipped. – Source
2. Mars Wrigley was fined after workers fall into a vat of chocolate. – Source
3. A police officer who ‘grabbed woman’s breast’ claims ‘sweaty handshake’ transferred DNA to the victim. – Source
4. Seven states push to require ID for watching p*rn online. – Source
5. Mississippi hit by a 900% increase in newborns treated for syphilis. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions. – Source
7. Wyoming Republican Party blasts child marriage bill, says younger teens should be able to marry. – Source
8. Toronto police spending $337K on a podcast to avoid the perception they’re making ‘copaganda’. – Source
9. France says its troops misrepresented in ‘Wakanda Forever’. – Source
10. Hobby Club’s missing balloon was feared shot down by USAF. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. “Humiliating”: Denver City Council candidate had to crawl onto the debate stage due to lack of wheelchair access. – Source
12. ‘You’ star Penn Badgley calls out Netflix for glamorizing serial killers. – Source
13. Hamlin: I meant no religious disrespect for wearing a jacket. – Source
14. Feral cows to be shot dead from a helicopter in U.S. national forest: “A difficult decision”. – Source
15. China and Iran call on Afghanistan to end restrictions on women. – Source