Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. An alligator knocks on a door in Florida, waits for the owner to come out, and bites him. – Source
2. Florida principal resigns after parents complain about ‘pornographic’ Michelangelo statue. – Source
3. Iran condemns France’s brutal suppression of rallies over pension reform. – Source
4. ‘Dad jokes’ could be helping kids grow into healthy adults, experts say. – Source
5. Tax Heaven 3000 is an anime dating Sim that does your taxes. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Idaho Republicans reject ‘liberal’ policy for free menstrual products in public schools. – Source
7. State orders man to remove ‘LUVTOFU’ license plate. – Source
8. Asteroid the size of 22 tuna to fly closer to Earth than the Moon – NASA. – Source
9. Chicago carjacker busted after becoming confused by the stick shift. – Source
10. An Ozark church leader claims prayer regrew a woman’s toes. Others aren’t so sure. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Got a question for Twitter’s press team? The answer will be a poop emoji. – Source
12. Sniper rifle falls off the roof during Buffalo’s St. Patrick’s Day parade. – Source
13. Screening of “Winnie the Pooh” horror film cancelled in Hong Kong. – Source
14. Lauren Boebert floats adding human babies to the endangered species list. – Source
15. New Starbucks CEO plans to pull barista shifts in stores every month. – Source
