Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Netflix’s biggest competition is sleep, says CEO Reed Hastings. – Source
2. Michigan cops may soon be barred from having sex with prostitutes while undercover. – Source
3. InfoWars’ Alex Jones is a ‘performance artist playing a character’, according to his lawyer. – Source
4. The robot being trained to shoot guns is ‘not a terminator’, insists Russian deputy prime minister. – Source
5. Balenciaga’s $2,145 bag is just like Ikea’s 99 cent tote. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Sask. ranchers stunned as beaver herds 150 cattle. – Source
7. American Airlines Pilots are complaining that their uniforms are making them sick. – Source
8. Kenya cancels elections after too many voters turn up. – Source
9. Aurora photographers find new night sky lights and call them Steve. – Source
10. McDonald’s introduces new soul-crushing uniforms for our modern dystopia. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Mark Zuckerberg confirms Facebook is working on the mind-reading technology. – Source
12. Richard Simmons makes a statement for the first time in a year: ‘I’m not missing’. – Source
13. North Korea has ‘handle on obesity’, Olympic rower James Cracknell argues. – Source
14. Sex will cure your MS, the doctor told patient and added ‘trust me, I’m a doctor’. – Source
15. Louis Theroux center of a petition calling for him to be next Prime Minister. – Source
