Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Gold Coast police urging victims to drop complaints to improve crime statistics. – Source
2. Unroll.me head ‘heartbroken’ that users found out it sells their inbox data. – Source
3. Glasgow gym set to introduce fitness class consisting of nothing but sleeping for 45 minutes. – Source
4. Nordstrom offering pre-dirtied jeans for $425. – Source
5. Mayor Taylor says poverty is a symptom of Atheism. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines




6. After 5 days, a man in Gorilla suit almost done crawling the London marathon. – Source
7. Judge praises drug dealer: ‘It’s a good business model’. – Source
8. A rash of shaved cats found in Waynesboro. – Source
9. Female officer quits Thames Valley Police to become a stripper and earns more. – Source
10. ‘If I want to buy 15,000 cotton balls a day, it’s my thing’: Johnny Depp hits out at former managers over money woes. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines




11. Loch Ness Monster ‘missing’ after no sightings in 8 months. – Source
12. People are calling into a new ‘Criminal Alien’ hotline with reports of Extraterrestrials. – Source
13. Silicon Valley security robot beat up in the parking lot, police say. – Source
14. Distributing heroin part of Missouri man’s religious beliefs, he claims in appeal. – Source
15. Verizon bungles launch of $70 gigabit plan, which costs more than $70. – Source
#24 should be like “World’s last male northern white rhino gets help from Tinder”.