25 Crazy Headlines of the Month – Part 25

Here are this month’s crazy headlines.

1-5 Crazy Headlines

1. Gold Coast police urging victims to drop complaints to improve crime statistics. – Source

2. Unroll.me head ‘heartbroken’ that users found out it sells their inbox data. – Source

3. Glasgow gym set to introduce fitness class consisting of nothing but sleeping for 45 minutes. – Source

4. Nordstrom offering pre-dirtied jeans for $425. – Source

5. Mayor Taylor says poverty is a symptom of Atheism. – Source

6-10 Crazy Headlines

6. After 5 days, a man in Gorilla suit almost done crawling the London marathon. – Source

7. Judge praises drug dealer: ‘It’s a good business model’. – Source

8. A rash of shaved cats found in Waynesboro. – Source

9. Female officer quits Thames Valley Police to become a stripper and earns more. – Source

10. ‘If I want to buy 15,000 cotton balls a day, it’s my thing’: Johnny Depp hits out at former managers over money woes. – Source

11-15 Crazy Headlines

11. Loch Ness Monster ‘missing’ after no sightings in 8 months. – Source

12. People are calling into a new ‘Criminal Alien’ hotline with reports of Extraterrestrials. – Source

13. Silicon Valley security robot beat up in the parking lot, police say. – Source

14. Distributing heroin part of Missouri man’s religious beliefs, he claims in appeal. – Source

15. Verizon bungles launch of $70 gigabit plan, which costs more than $70. – Source