16-20 Crazy Headlines
16. Large milk spill closes roadway; no crying reported. – Source
17. Driver offers police officer Taco Bell to ignore cocaine in his car. – Source
18. Tory MP ‘told schoolgirl to “f*** off back to Scotland” when she said she’d vote for independence. – Source
19. People are marrying themselves, it’s called ‘sologamy’. – Source
20. Inmate seeks execution by firing squad, says lethal injection too painful. – Source
21-25 Crazy Headlines
21. Carter Page cites Maroon 5 in a letter to Justice Department. – Source
22. Singapore ‘vending machine’ dispenses Ferraris, Lamborghinis. – Source
23. El Daily Stormer: Neo-Nazi website is now in Spanish, too. – Source
24. Jeremy the snail still lonely after potential suitors only have eyestalks for each other. – Source
25. Chanel regrets ‘some may have felt offended’ at new $1900 boomerang. – Source
